ravioligarchy:

that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

(via maybemabelpines)

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(via letskillsomeone)

transdimensionalboundaries:

officialalltimelow:

THIS IS FUCKING HORRIFYING

Whut
transdimensionalboundaries:

officialalltimelow:

THIS IS FUCKING HORRIFYING

Whut
transdimensionalboundaries:

officialalltimelow:

THIS IS FUCKING HORRIFYING

Whut
transdimensionalboundaries:

officialalltimelow:

THIS IS FUCKING HORRIFYING

Whut
transdimensionalboundaries:

officialalltimelow:

THIS IS FUCKING HORRIFYING

Whut
transdimensionalboundaries:

officialalltimelow:

THIS IS FUCKING HORRIFYING

Whut

a-flock-of-geese:

King Henry VIII: My anaconda don’t want none unless you birth sons, hun.

(via sherlockholmesmypiratesociopath)

reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs

(via doctorjohnlock)

dcmldcml:

hungryzekes:

I had to watch this a few times because I thought she grew twice the size after he pulled out her hair band

yes that’s the only strange thing about this gif

(via sherlockholmesmypiratesociopath)

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

(via sherlockholmesmypiratesociopath)