whetaver:

if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you

(via twerch)

  • me: do ur homework
  • me: no

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

(via awake-and-not-afraid-to-keep-on)

reallylameblog:

Don’t insult someone’s smile.what the fuck. It’s somethin that happens naturally when they’re happy just let them fuckin be why would you try to knock someone down like that

(via awake-and-not-afraid-to-keep-on)

swtorlife:

isis-:

gthorndal:

so i came up with a joke the other day while i was showering

and it’s quite possibly the dumbest thing i’ve ever thought

but i laughed for a good five minutes out loud in the shower

my mom thought something was wrong with me

okay here goes; an attorney defends a man sued for walking around town in his underwear. it was a brief case. 

omg this is fantastic

That’s 3 puns at once how is that possible

(via superwholockchallenger)

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

(via majorjennage)

youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

(via perkynipplesandbowlegs)

losthersugarplums:

callieohpeee:

a child with a INTTERNET FRIENDSHhip?? no…. not possiBle…. ……. firends can only be made WITH TOUCCHING… SEEEEING…. sensaually smelling…. internet FRIDND A LIE

gIRLs? silly CHilD… THEre are nO girLS on the internet.. only FOrtY yEAR oLd meNS?!?!

(via tardis221b)